Are you coming to Great Britain 
              It`s a year of celebration 
              One long party for Her Majesty 
              It's a British institution 
              The Silver Jubilee 
               
              Take a bus and see the dole queues 
              Enjoy spectacular inflation 
              You'll be knocked out by our poverty 
              Another British institution 
              Like the Silver Jubilee 
               
              Spend a penny for the Jubilee 
              Buy a mug and a medallion 
              Buy a photo of Her Highness 
              Sitting proud upon a stallion 
              But stay well away from my street 
              Ten percent are out of work 
              And some disloyal little burke 
              Might shout a foul obscenity 
              About the Silver Jubilee 
               
              Photograph the inner cities 
              Snap instamatic devastation 
              See the natives cope with bankruptcy 
              By crafting little contributions 
              Trinkets for the Jubilee 
               
              Come to Britain for the Jubilee 
              You'll find our monarch full of charm, cock 
              And you can go home with her likeness 
              On a souvenir alarm clock 
              But stay well away from my street 
              Ten percent are out of work 
              Sorry! 
              Twelve percent are out of work 
              And some disloyal little burke 
              Might shout a foul obscenity 
              About the Silver Jubilee 
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