GOOD BEHAVIOUR
I loved my kids
I called them 'Pet'
I dragged their nappies
To the launderette
I've played a mother
So now I get
Some time off
For good behaviour
And in our bed
He reeked of beer
When we did our loving
Three times a year
I've waited so long
To disappear
Now I'm off
For good behaviour
Booze and music
For me again
And a crop of
Fancy men
With black cigars
Panama hats
Driving Jag-u-ars
Hey hey hey
I'm free again
I washed my kids
I fed my man
I did my numbers
With the frying pan
I served my sentence
And now I plan
Some time off
For good behaviour
Hey hey hey
I'm free again.