TALKING PICTURESWhen times are tough
You go where the work is
You follow the guy
With the olive skin
And the oily hair
Who grins from the alleyway:
'Hey Girlie … Hey Girlie …'
I can put you in the
Talking Pictures
Talking Pictures
Know what I mean?
I don't want your wit
Just a little bit of thigh
And a tiny bit of tit
And a close up of your bum
Pointing up at the sky
Yeah, you can be in the talking pictures
A heavenly star
On the silvery screen.
When things got rough
My Momma would say to me
Be true to yourself
Keep working hard
And talking to God
You'll get what should come to you …
Well, Momma … Hey, Momma.
I'm gonna be in the
Talking Pictures
Talking Pictures
Know what I mean?
I wear knickers of silk
And perform some simple tasks
With the boy who brings the milk
A lady social worker
And three gentlemen in masks
Yeah!
I will be in the
Talking Pictures
A heavenly star on the silvery screen.
'Cause times are tough
I'll go where the work is
I'll follow the gut
With the olive skin
And the oily hair
Who grins from the alleyway
'Hey Girlie … Hey Girlie …'
I'm gonna star in the
Talking Pictures
Talking Pictures
Know what I mean?
I'll play a jet setting nun
Who makes love up in the air
A three breasted lesbian
And a modern Goldilocks
Who is raped by a bear
Yeah!
I'm going to be in the
Talking Pictures
Talking Pictures
Know what I mean?
I'm going to be in the
Talking Pictures
A Heavenly star
On the gargantuan and glamorous
Shimmering, silvery screen
